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The following has been excerpted from the Brownfield's Bio - BOOK IV

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Dr. Sigmund Freud’s Observations

Concerning an Old Spice Whistler

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WRITTEN BY

Matthew Brownfield

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.... Greenstein stopped mid-sentence, and with a new thought in mind, she asked me if I’d had the opportunity to read a recent news story of Chechnya’s regional leader.
         Frowning, I admitted I hadn’t.
         She explained that this particular leader was a good example of someone who was logically deficient.
         I asked what Greenstein meant.
        “This particular Chechen regional leader was deluded into believing there were no gay males in all of Chechnya. Incredibly, this same regional leader also thought that just in case there might be one or two gays in his country, they should be wrapped up and mailed first class to Canada.”
        I quickly followed Greenstein’s laughter at the irrational Chechen regional leader’s totally irrational irrationalism.
        “Believe me, Uncle Matthew, should Dr. Freud be alive today, and should he have the opportunity to deeply psychoanalyze this Chechen regional leader, then more than likely Freud would have found that the Chechen leader was really a homosexual in comic denial.”
        Greenstein then stressed that if Freud psychoanalyzed—not even deeply—Wobbly-Pops as he did the Chechen regional leader, the outcome would be precisely the same: Wobbly-Pops was inevitably homosexual, too.
        “Our mythical Freud would have immediately deduced Wobbly-Pops’ overwhelming sexual confusions. More to the point, Uncle Matthew, Freud would have to come to the conclusion that Wobbly-Pops was, in essence, subconsciously homosexual and that, emotionally, he had been drawn that way by his highly narcissistic mother—or in this particular case, his adoptive mother.”
        She then explained to me that there were numerous symbolic images that revealed Wobbly-Pops’ real sexual self. One happened to be Wobbly-Pops prancing around in his adoptive mother’s backyard while he dutifully whistled the Old Spice melody.
         Greenstein continued, “At first I was confused as to why Wobbly-Pops was whistling Old Spice. In short, was Wobbly-Pops cruelly mocking you or was he expressing his deep-rooted need to be sexually involved with an Afro-North American male?”
        Greenstein then explained that her observation was not intended to be satirical or anything as such. Her approach was simply that Old Spice was more than often a black male hygienic product.
        “You see, Uncle Matthew, it is quite possible that Wobbly-Pops’ genitals might be infinitesimally small, which may have caused in him a singular envy of the much larger Afro-North American male sexual organs.” Greenstein thoughtfully added, “But there are many other reasons that would prove my theory.”
        Another very serious reason went this way: ....

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