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This fictional opinion piece is an excerpt from Rodney the Rat
Plucks the Moon From the Sky - BOOK IV
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…. “He was always jerking off that guy. Nonstop. Every time I left my house I always smelt the obnoxious odour of his sperm emanating from one of his basement apartment windows. As you well know, Greenstein, that’s where Wobbly-Pops lives, down in his adoptive mother’s basement.” Greenstein nodded her head with understanding. “God, that constant smell of his thick sperm was sickening. But then everything he did was sickening. Take selling illegal drugs, for example. I’d award him five PhDs and ten Academy Award oscars for being such a proficient sales person. And he was always quiet about his illegal drug sales too. Very quiet. I’d be working out in my backyard planting a ….” ....
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